Justin doesn’t think I’m funny. He claims he meant he just doesn’t think I’m funny on Twitter, but I know he meant he doesn’t think I’m funny at all. Whatever. My grandmother thinks I’m hilarious. All she does is laugh when we talk. That’s why I call her when I need someone to laugh with me. (I have plenty of other people who I can call to laugh at me…ahem, Justin)
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I was going to show you the Twitter lists I’m on. A month ago, there were a few called “hilarity” and “people who make me shit
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Leave our awkwardness alone
This weekend, I was driving around thinking about awkward laughter. And how thankful I am that I no longer have someone pointing out every time I awkwardly laugh about something, or anything awkward I do for that matter. For several years, I dated a guy who would say “awkward laughter” every time I would laugh uncomfortably about something. Since awkward laughter is usually the reaction to being uncomfortable, having this pointed out further just made me feel worse. He would also says things...
Thanks for calling me out, Mii
I got a Wii Fit for Christmas. Admittedly, I haven’t played it a whole lot. And, I got the work out game from EA Sport for Wii and it’s way better.
So, I decided to work out with the Wii Fit thing that comes with the system the other day. As soon
These are the evil Miis who call you out to your roomie.
as I got it geared up, it’s all like, “Where have you been? I haven’t seen you in 20 days. You’re off your program.” Dude. The stupid game is calling me out for not working out. I already feel lazy and fat enough, not to mention, it’s been counting
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This better be the easy way
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OMG, I will be able to bask in the sun once again!
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This is why I won’t ghost hunt inside
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