HUMOROUS NOTICE OF A COMPANY TO ALL EMPLOYEES [ A circular was found in one of the office notice boards ] Dear STAFF , Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. ____________ ________ 1) T RANSPORTATION : It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a Honda , we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of [more]