YouSayToo: illinois's journal

"Little" Iraqi Gansta

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:36:33 GMT

The real boss of the neighborhood :)

Women are better soldiers

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:25:00 GMT

Life does you favours

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:06:35 GMT

Nice pass

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:58:36 GMT

A pass end up on the face of the cheerleader. Ouch

Bike Rider

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:26:23 GMT

He's fast and he has no brakes :)))) I'm was surprised that he got up

Kindness goes a long way

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:23:39 GMT

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked [more]

Horny plants

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:13:41 GMT

I'm sure I don't have to explain that these are viagra ads [more]

God is closer than you think

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:00:20 GMT

Self esteem doesn't get any higher than this A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father [more]

Inspirational Posters

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:01:55 GMT

Here's a list of inspiring lines every office person should know :) If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness [more]

Brohemian Rhapsody

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:50:14 GMT

This is purely genius! one of the best video on youtube from collegehumor

Cereal Mascot Therapy Session

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:42:46 GMT

All the famous cereal mascots like captain crunch, tony and dig'em in therapy. Hilarious video.

Your Mother

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:36:13 GMT

A guy is talking to a doctor about his mother. The video is full of your mama jokes but they are presented very seriously so it's twice as fun

Guy stuck in class

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:27:23 GMT

A guy stuck in a boring class . He's trying to stay awake but the teacher is so boring. This brings back memories.

Fight for Kisses

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:14:22 GMT

Funny video. The fight for the mother's attention starts now!

Mother Saying

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:12:59 GMT

I found these quite funny. Take a famous person's most distinguished feature or accomplishment and think what would their mother said to them and you something like this. THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: [more]

Three kick rule

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:29:16 GMT

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly [more]

What's Globalization?

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:32:36 GMT

Question: What is the true definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving [more]

Some short jokes

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:00:32 GMT

DON’T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! [more]

Warm

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:20:56 GMT

I agree with the boy, worms are much better when they are warm... It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began [more]

Same old stuff

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:11:46 GMT

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where have you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.” The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, [more]