http://www.yousaytoo.com/user/absatou/rss YouSayToo.com bloggers community Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:50:03 GMT en SIA NetManagement http://www.yousaytoo.com/images/design/header/logo.gif http://www.yousaytoo.com/user/absatou/rss http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/if-you-still-don-t-understand-marketing-read/23642 The buzz Word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is: 1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."That's Direct Marketing.1. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."That's Advertising.1. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."That's ... Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:50:03 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/if-you-still-don-t-understand-marketing-read/23642 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/wtf-moment-i-m-going-to-hell-for-this-one-sex-offender-wins-1-2m-alaska-lottery/23556 (CNN) -- An Alaska lottery held to raise money for a group that helps sexual abuse victims had a surprise winner: a convicted sex offender. Alec Ahsoak in an undated photograph. Alec Ahsoak, who according to the state sex offender registry was convicted in 1993 and 2000 for sexual abuse of a minor, came forward Saturday with the winning ticket for the $500,000 Lucky Time Pull Tabs jackpot. Proceeds of the lottery help Standing Together Against Rape in Anchorage, a nonprofit group that offers support to sexual assault victims among other services. "It's not how we ... Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:47:47 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/wtf-moment-i-m-going-to-hell-for-this-one-sex-offender-wins-1-2m-alaska-lottery/23556 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/apple-cuts-copy-protection-and-prices-on-itunes/21762 Tuesday, Jan. 06, 2009 By AP / JESSICA MINTZ Apple Inc. closed its final appearance at the Macworld trade show Tuesday by cutting the price of some songs in its market-leading iTunes online store to as little as 69 cents and disclosing that soon every track will be available without copy protection. Apple's top marketing executive, Philip Schiller, said iTunes songs would come in three pricing tiers: 69 cents, 99 cents and $1.29. Record companies will choose the prices, which marks a significant change, since Apple previously made all songs sell for 99 cents. ( See the 100 best albums of ... Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:47:44 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/apple-cuts-copy-protection-and-prices-on-itunes/21762 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/orgasmic-labour-birth/21527 well well well... where do I sign on to get the tutorial?I think I've never been that eager to have a baby. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:58:11 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/orgasmic-labour-birth/21527 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/get-the-new-apple-product-the-mactini/19581 I never get enough of the Apple spoof! :D Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:16:18 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/get-the-new-apple-product-the-mactini/19581 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/warner-music-pulls-videos-from-youtube/19303 By Yinka Adegoke NEW YORK (Reuters) - Warner Music Group ordered YouTube on Saturday to remove all music videos by its artists from the popular online video-sharing site after contract negotiations broke down. The order could affect hundreds of thousands of videos clips, as it covers Warner Music's recorded artists as well as the rights for songs published by its Warner/Chappell unit, which includes many artists not signed to Warner Music record labels. The talks fell apart early on Saturday because Warner wants a bigger share of the huge revenue potential of YouTube's massive visitor traffic. ... Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:36:42 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/warner-music-pulls-videos-from-youtube/19303 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/time-person-of-the-year-is/19216 Who else?It was kind of obvious. But a lot of people deserved to be person of the year this year, IMO. Henry Paulson, Nicolas Sarkozy and those who busted their ass fighting the crisis all could be persons of the year. Special mention for Sarah Palin, the funniest politician ever!who would you have nominated? Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:46:14 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/time-person-of-the-year-is/19216 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/paris-hilton-robbed-millions-in-jewelry-missing/18999 (AP / LOS ANGELES) — Los Angeles police are investigating a burglary at Paris Hilton's home they say left her bedroom ransacked and about $2 million in jewelry missing.Los Angeles police Officer Julianne Sohn said the break-in occurred around 5 a.m. Friday at Hilton's home in the Sherman Oaks area of Los Angeles. Sohn says detectives report that a man wearing a hooded sweat shirt and gloves broke in through the home's front door and ransacked Hilton's bedroom. Hilton was not at home at the time. She had been photographed the previous night at several LA nightspots.Hilton's publicist, Elliot ... Sun, 21 Dec 2008 13:19:05 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/paris-hilton-robbed-millions-in-jewelry-missing/18999 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/wtf-moment-100-black-kids-rob-a-convenience-store-together/17909 LMAO!!! I can't imagine the reaction of the owner.& this is apparently not a prank, they say at the end of the video that the police arrested all of them. I can't post the video, so you'll have to follow this link: http://dimewars.com/Video/default.aspx?bcmediaid=3ea7090d-1a0b-4d88-bfc2-dde047d5f1a0 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:36:54 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/wtf-moment-100-black-kids-rob-a-convenience-store-together/17909 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/stolen-xbox-recovered-by-victim-using-controller/17689 People will go to great lengths to steal your gear -- no big surprise there. In a nice, semi-ingenious twist, though, one Xbox 360 thief on campus at Missouri State has gotten caught by the dupe himself. Thievery victim Ryan Kestenbaum was able to connect the controller (which the crook had left behind) up to the console, which of course meant that it was nearby. He then went on a fantastic journey with the controller, allowing the LEDs -- which flash if the controller is out of range -- to guide him to the room of the thief. Kestenbaum contacted the dorm's advisor, and the Xbox was recovered, ... Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:41:22 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/stolen-xbox-recovered-by-victim-using-controller/17689 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/miss-france-2009-biracial-american-french/17402 PARIS (AFP) – A 19-year-old business school student became the first winner of the Miss France beauty pageant to have dual citizenship , French and American, organisers said Sunday. Chloe Mortaud, who hails from southern France , was crowned late Saturday during a prime-time televised pageant in Paris watched by more than eight million people. Mortaud received US citizenship through her mother, an African-American who emigrated from Mississippi to France 25 years ago, and has a grandmother who lives in Los Angeles. Breaking with tradition, last year's pageant winner Valery Begue was not ... Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:39:21 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/miss-france-2009-biracial-american-french/17402 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/why-are-d-g-ads-so-lame/16387 I just saw their last ad campaign. It made me cringe, I couldn't resist.Every year it's getting lamer and lamer.Lame techno musicLame rich boys and girls who only care about partyingLame everythingCome ... Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:28:54 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/why-are-d-g-ads-so-lame/16387 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/hey-admin-wherever-you-are/16238 I have a question. How come I only have 800 some points when I have 19 pages of posts and up to 90 positive ratings on some posts. If I remember, when I first asked about the way the community would evolve, you said that a point system would be put in place and the oldest members would definitely benefit from it.where's my points?????but seriously, how come my previous posts haven't been taken in account? Is it because I didn't show up for a while? or is it because it's too much work? and it looks like my adsense is no longer working on this blog, what should I do please? Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:49:56 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/hey-admin-wherever-you-are/16238 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/let-s-share-tips/16228 I'm looking forward to get a lot of good tips with this post. I'm tired of going through websites, lousy blogs & forums just to be able to convert videos & jailbreak my iphone.if you want free customized ringtones for your iphone:go to AUDIKO.NET it's free, online & super fast. you pick an mp3 file, cut the part you want to make into a ringtone & upload it into a format suitable for your iPhone. if you want to put .avi or .mpg movies on your iPhone:download iSquint (google it). It's also really fast. it takes me less than 15 minutes to convert a 2h movie. I guess it depends on your connection. ... Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:24:34 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/let-s-share-tips/16228 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/rejected-limited-edition-ipods/16222 I'm not done! :DHere are limited edition iPods. I think some of them deserved to be released. It's all humor of course! Ashlee Simpson iPod: Special vocal equalizer plays a random voice track each and every song. Comes with free SNL tickets and a $50 gift certificate for "acid reflux" medicine. Also check out the special Ashlee Simpson Karaoke Edition. ... Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:56:39 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/rejected-limited-edition-ipods/16222 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/rejected-ipod-engraving-priceless/16217 So I was looking for a song & I fell on this post. This is hilarious!****disclaimer!!!* after going through this article, you might be tempted to engrave something stupid on your supra-expensive iPod/iPhone/MacBook. If you do and regret it later, don't come after me! I decline all responsibility.*disclaimer!!!****now please proceed! ... Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:39:34 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/rejected-ipod-engraving-priceless/16217 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/sir-rupert-the-gay-knight/16053 this is creative and funny. Tue, 09 Dec 2008 11:35:09 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/sir-rupert-the-gay-knight/16053 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/victoria-s-secret-fashion-show-2008-2009/15917 if you missed it or want to watch it again.. there are 6 parts ENJOY! Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:31:12 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/victoria-s-secret-fashion-show-2008-2009/15917 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/psa-about-the-ranking-system/15577 okay, I stop posting for a while, came back & found out there were some changes. I understand there is this ranking system that reward most active users. It's fun... I guess.But here's the thing, it takes out the main point of blogging, which is to discuss & get reaction from people. from now on, please, I will ask you not to comment on my posts if it's just to throw some random word. If the moderators are reading: you should find a way to stop the spamming. It's getting really annoying.Thank you! Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:03:41 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/psa-about-the-ranking-system/15577 http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/3-women-joke/15447 3 womans jokeThree women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone ... Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:31:38 GMT http://www.yousaytoo.com/absatou/3-women-joke/15447