The Jolly Moonlight Dance of the Sandwiches

It's about 7.30 am and I'm half awake with a headache. I went to the CNN Republican Presidential Debate Last night and I didn't get home until about 11 then ate a rather tasteless dinner of a Publix Turkey Sub. Take it from me, spend the extra money and get the Boars Head Sub from Publix it's much better product. So the combination of being up late and eating late took it's toll on me. You know, when you start getting weird dreams of I dunno, flying cats, talking tomatoes and Deli Meats doing their jolly moonlight dance? I suppose twice a year during the solstice the luncheon meats sneak out of their deli cases for a fairy romp on the beach. At the end they transform themselves into not just sandwiches but Sandwi(T)ches!