Best One liner Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".

Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.

• Lawyer One Liners

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.