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| Mr Bello Abubakar says he does not go and find women, they come to him. Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, has advised other men not to follow his example and marry 86 women. The former teacher and Muslim preacher, who lives in Niger State with his wives and at least 170 children, says he is able to cope only with the help of God. "A man with 10 wives would collapse and die, but my own power is given by Allah. That is why I have been able to control 86 of them," he told the BBC. He says his wives have sought him out because of his reputation as a healer.
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| So you want some fun, eh? There's nothing better than a great night in with the one you love. You can both relax, unwind, laugh yourselves silly, and all the while discover more about each other. So take the phone off the hook, turn off the television, grab some tasty snacks, and get ready for a fun night together, as I share our top five things to do indoors for couples . . .1. Play truth or dare. We love this kids game. If you don't know how to play, take turns to choose either a truth or a dare. If you chose truth your partner has permission to ask anything about you,
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| Things i want to teach my wife. Jokes , A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're
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| Three friends were playing golf one beautiful Sunday morning, as usual, and they never missed a weekend. As one of them was about to take the first tee a guy, by himself, asked if he could join their flight. The friends looked at each other and figured “sure, why not,” as they haven’t played with anyone else in quite some time.So they teed off and all four were getting along pretty well. Right about the turn, on the 9th hole, they were all chit chatting and getting to know one another. Curious, one of the friends asked the new guy what he did for a living and, funny enough, he told
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| How to catch a fish. ( Jokes ) Jim had awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." read more »
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| Husband who control their wives. Jokes, short funny jokes , Wedding Jokes There were three guys talking in the cafe. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says "I'll
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| Me: Hi Santa! Santa: Hey, who are you? Me: It’s me… you should know me; only fools don’t know me! How is Elf? Santa: Oh, sure I remember you! He’s fine. Me: Do you remember my last year wishes? Santa: Sure I do! Me: I remember that you said you would take the risk to do whatever I wished for! That was really nice of you. Santa: Oh… did I? Me: Of course you did. You said you would do anything to make me happy! And thank you very much for making my parents as healthy as possible! Santa (Proudly trying to prove he was the one responsible): Yes, NOW I remember!!!!!!
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| A 43-year-old man in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s Then it happened. The man compared that her sex skills with skills of the seconds wife. Then the first wife took a kitchen knide and chope off her husbands penis.Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to get to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ. The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries
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