A man who knew everyone

Found this funny story and just had to post it. I had no idea it would end the way it did. There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!” His boss doesn’t believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the whole world” but Sulio says “Yes I do!” so Sulio’s boss says “Well prove it!” then Sulio says “Pick someone… and I know them!”Well Sulio’s boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. “Tom