Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left. The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang.He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The

While this enormous beef recall won't turn me vegetarian, I can understand why some choose not to eat meat. They are feeding us Down Cattle, putting in the school lunches and we wonder why American kids are getting dumber and fatter - You are what you eat!Of course my two dozen or so loyal readers know the reason behind all this: Profit. This isn't some sinister plan cooked up by The Joker or another supervillain. No, these kinds of things are planned by fat, rich white guys in a board room that don't want to see their bottom line change. They try to squeeze every last dollar out of these