I found these quite funny. Take a famous person's most distinguished feature or accomplishment and think what would their mother said to them and you something like this. THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!”ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”ALBERT

..:)especially now, on the St. Valentines Day.Here are some sayings, i found them really nice.If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother TeresaOf all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand RussellIf

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