Funny Santa Joke #1: (Contributed by anonymous) o T he 3 stages of man:

Another cool game about Santa. A little bil late, for Christmas, but I like it :)

Help Santa collect the the presents and get to the finish line. Draw the path santa's sleigh will go with a snow pen. The snow line melts when painted over volcanoes.

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Santa Hedgehog Ball

Me: Hi Santa! Santa: Hey, who are you? Me: It’s me… you should know me; only fools don’t know me! How is Elf? Santa: Oh, sure I remember you! He’s fine. Me: Do you remember my last year wishes? Santa: Sure I do! Me: I remember that you said you would take the risk to do whatever I wished for! That was really nice of you. Santa: Oh… did I? Me: Of course you did. You said you would do anything to make me happy! And thank you very much for making my parents as healthy as possible! Santa (Proudly trying to prove he was the one responsible): Yes, NOW I remember!!!!!!

Indented for people with a sense of humor For ever fattening Santa Clause People in the US widen their chimneys for Xmas.Also in the United State Santa Clause wishes everyone a merry Xmas in the presence of a lawyer and still gets sued for sexual harassment. In North Korea people celebrate Xmas by firing fireworks at South Korea.In the Antarctic they celebrate by having snowball fights and making snowmenjust like any other holiday.

A shop is Australia has fired 70-year-old John Oakes their Santa Claus for saying "ho ho ho" The reason for firing him was that women might be offended by "ho" which is American slang for whore.Instead he was supposed to say "Ha Ha Ha" I cannot even begin to understand how on earth did they turn Santa's "ho ho ho" into an offense? A quick question - does the "ho ho ho" offend any of you? I think PC has gone way too far with this one Full

The US Surgeon General has come out to say that Santa Claus is a poor role model for kids and so he wants Santa to slim down. What?! First they take away the jolly man's pipe and now they are taking away his belly "which shook when he laughed like a bowlfull of jelly". Is nothing sacred?Well doc, it's not Santa making American kids fat - it's American food, And their fat American parents who cart them to buffets and McDonalds instead of actually cooking. Even when these tubbies are at home they don't make fresh food - a whole generation of American kids only know frozen prepared