BUENOS AIRES, Oct 10 (Reuters) - Argentina's flourishing automotive sector is girding for a slowdown as fallout from the global credit crisis combines with high inflation and a local currency that is losing its competitive edge. Union leaders are warning of possible layoffs in Latin America's third largest car-manufacturing nation, and companies such as General Motors Corp (GM.N: Quote, Profile, Research, Stock Buzz) and PSA Peugeot Citroen (PEUP.PA: Quote, Profile, Research, Stock Buzz) have cut shifts this month to trim what has been extraordinary growth in production in the last six years. [more]

Intelligence insults quotes “He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” - Groucho Marx“His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.” [more]

Some brilliant comedian quotes. The last one by Chris Rock is actually true. I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at the counter said, ‘Would you like some fries with that?’ (Jay Leno)My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. (Roseanne )A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. (Steve Martin)Don’t [more]

When you have George W Bush for president you have no need for comedians. Here are some of his famous and funny quotes. “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” - George W. Bush“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.” - George W. Bush“I [more]

You guys just have to see this! I'm not kidding when I first saw these I was very impressed. Watch the videos and you'll understand what I'm talking about.1. The Big Lebowski2. Psycho 3. Ocean's Eleven4. Fight Club5. [more]

So what is Hillary Clinton like to those around her off the record? According to this source, quite colorful:F### off! It’s enough that I have to see you s### kickers every day. I’m not going to talk to you, too. Just do your goddamn job and keep your mouth shut.” -to Arkansas state trooper bodyguards (American Evita, p. 90) “You f###ing idiot.” -to a state trooper who was driving her to an event. (Crossfire, p. 84). “You [more]

Og Mandino Quotes Act now. For now is all you have. Action is the food and drink which will nourish my success. Action will destroy your procrastination. All men must stumble often to reach the truth. [more]

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. [more]

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"My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex". If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikazi pilots say to his students? A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once. Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming. A Stanford research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,000 [more]