YouSayToo: posts tagged jokes

the funniest answers u can get...

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:55:54 GMT

these are some funny answers to the questions.. this would have surely freaked the teacher's mind off...

Some short jokes

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:00:32 GMT

DON’T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! [more]

Indian boy’s first day in an American school

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:38:18 GMT

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrasekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said “Give [more]

Onion News

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:06:05 GMT

Here are some video from the Onion Channel. Hope you enjoy them as I have.

Some sarcasm

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:08:29 GMT

I love sarcasm... * I started [more]

Some jokes to start your day

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:40:50 GMT

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next [more]

Things i want to teach my wife.

Fri, 23 May 2008 11:52:47 GMT

Things i want to teach my wife. Jokes , A wife was making [more]

Funny story: I have a bad day :-(

Sat, 10 May 2008 01:34:39 GMT

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The policy [more]

A very funny Miss World interview

Thu, 08 May 2008 08:25:33 GMT

The question is: How do you describe a male organ in your country? First, this jokes is for 18+ people who has (enough) dirty mind. Second, what about your [more]

Stupid questions with smart answers

Thu, 08 May 2008 08:23:49 GMT

One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand." BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...GIRL [more]

Rabbit Hunt

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:29:29 GMT

There is also a variant of this joke when CIA, KGB and the Chinese special service are doing the same thing but this one is funnier. The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are [more]

Weight Loss Program

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:45:19 GMT

A weight loss program that really works. A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, [more]

Catch the updraft

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:25:00 GMT

This guy goes to a bar that’s on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. [more]

Customer Support

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:52:52 GMT

The support guy or ex-support guy made a very funny jokes. Here the log. Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?” Customer: [more]

Definition of Marketing

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:29:16 GMT

If you find all the definitions of marketing confusing you'll definitely get this one. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s [more]

Adult Report Card

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:23:52 GMT

Adults also get report cards, you just have to know where to look. A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The [more]

Personal Ads

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:02:17 GMT

These are real ads from the Dublin News Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on [more]

Living in Corporate America

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:32:22 GMT

You’ve Been in Corporate America Too Long When… 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a “team-based [more]

Parrots' Prayer

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:20:04 GMT

A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquires. [more]

You just can't explain this

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:19:10 GMT

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”Farmer: Some things you [more]