| It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the following day. So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The angel at the gate, remembering about the new law, promptly told the man, "Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day you died." "No problem." said the man. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my wife was having an affair. I believed that
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| The question is: How do you describe a male organ in your country? First, this jokes is for 18+ people who has (enough) dirty mind. Second, what about your countries if it's not included here? Well, please comment below :)1. Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.Question: How can you say so?Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..2. Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)Question:
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| One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love meGIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY
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| There is also a variant of this joke when CIA, KGB and the Chinese special service are doing the same thing but this one is funnier. The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads
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| A weight loss program that really works. A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”Without
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| This guy goes to a bar that’s on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the
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| The support guy or ex-support guy made a very funny jokes. Here the log. Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee:Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?”Customer: “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”Support: “What sort of trouble?”Customer:
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| If you find all the definitions of marketing confusing you'll definitely get this one. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.You’re at
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| Adults also get report cards, you just have to know where to look. A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?” Her mother responded again, “That’s another thing women don’t talk about. You’ll learn this, too, as you grow up.”The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, “Mommy, Why
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| These are real ads from the Dublin NewsHeavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o’clock in the morning.Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.Bad tempered,
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