YouSayToo: posts tagged joke

Your Picture on a Magazine Cover

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:07:16 GMT

You do not need to be very popular to get features on top notch Magazine covers like Time, Vogue etc. You just need to upload your picture/image and with few clicks of mouse you can be on the cover of [more]

Women as Described by Science

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:04:41 GMT

ELEMENT : Woman SYMBOL : ♀ DISCOVERER : Adam ATOMIC MASS : Accepted as 120 lbs (55kg), but known to very from 100 lbs (45kg) to 496 lbs (225kg) PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Body surface normally [more]

Very cruel prank

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 09:00:02 GMT

It's very clever but those people look really scared, just look at the second guy, he practically shit his pants

What to wear

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:33:50 GMT

A man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied. Then he [more]

Men's ages

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:37:31 GMT

I don't know if it's correctly translated. I received this in my email and I thought it was funny to share. Drinks by age 17 - beer 25 - more beer 35 - vodka 48 - whisky 12 year old 66 - antiacid [more]

It's fun to be a doctor

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:59:44 GMT

A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s –Dress, and began to take off [more]

Make Your CV like this

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:13:27 GMT

Language barriers

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:29:23 GMT

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her [more]

Bodyparts we don't need

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:47:34 GMT

As it turns out men and women have some body parts that we don't use or need. 1. VOMERONASAL ORGAN (VNO) , or Jacobson’s organ: a tiny hole on each side of the nasal bridge that is considered [more]

Fun in a Toilet Stall

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:49:32 GMT

You can have loads of fun in the toilet stall. Here are a few ways. 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say, “Uh oh, [more]

Employee Appraisals

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:44:37 GMT

Managers! If you feel there's no creativity in your life or you don't know how to express it try writing employee appraisals like these. Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has [more]

Funny traffic accident excuses

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:37:11 GMT

People will say anything to get out of trouble especially if it's regarding traffic accidents. 1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have. 2. The other [more]

Hilarious Answering Machines

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:13:06 GMT

My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you just as soon as we’re finished. A is for Academics … B is [more]

New Office Policy

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:57:33 GMT

Would you accept the job in this company? I wouldn't Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci, [more]

Naughty Jokes

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:21:13 GMT

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They [more]

The right answer is a prick away

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:13:57 GMT

The first thing that comes to mind is usually the right answer. Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day [more]

Common sense for home use

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:07:47 GMT

If you have some problems at home that need fixing try these they might help 1. If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly [more]

One Liners

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:55:02 GMT

Some you may have already know but they'll still give you a laugh. 1. I was so poor growing up if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with. 2. A girl phoned me the other day [more]

When you ger a bad school report do this

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:19:35 GMT

Putting thing in perspective is the best thing. A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and that everything was picked up and tidy. Then, he saw an [more]

Snappy comebacks

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:12:44 GMT

A snappy comeback can get you out of trouble or put a smartass in his place. Snappy comeback #1 A stewardess was Stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her [more]