A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.“Why are you eating grass?” he asked the man.“I don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.“Oh, please come to my house!”“But sir, I have a wife and four children…”“Bring

Self esteem doesn't get any higher than this A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink.“So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.“I am a Torah scholar,” he replies.“A Torah scholar. Hmm.” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in as she’s accustomed to?”“I

A guy is talking to a doctor about his mother. The video is full of your mama jokes but they are presented very seriously so it's twice as fun

I found these quite funny. Take a famous person's most distinguished feature or accomplishment and think what would their mother said to them and you something like this. THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!”ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”ALBERT

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, “I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.”The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue

Question: What is the true definition of Globalization?Answer: Princess Diana’s death.Question: How come?Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This message is sent to you using Bill Gates’s technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that use Chinese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi

I agree with the boy, worms are much better when they are warm It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.The old man couldn’t believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in

Most of you guys and gals know what mortal combat is. The game was very popular in the 90's. Here's a cool and funny video about it.

Attitude is the key :)

How to break up using your away messages. Pretty funny via collegehumor