| 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for Over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
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| There is also a variant of this joke when CIA, KGB and the Chinese special service are doing the same thing but this one is funnier. The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads
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| Found this funny story and just had to post it. I had no idea it would end the way it did. There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!” His boss doesn’t believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the whole world” but Sulio says “Yes I do!” so Sulio’s boss says “Well prove it!” then Sulio says “Pick someone… and I know them!”Well Sulio’s boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. “Tom
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| A weight loss program that really works. A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”Without
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| The boy has a point :) One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, “Good morning, Alex.”“Good morning,” replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.“What
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| This guy goes to a bar that’s on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the
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| My friend works in an information office ans she says she gets stupid calls or callers every day. So I'm pretty sure 911 dispatchers get such calls all the time Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?Dispatcher:
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| The support guy or ex-support guy made a very funny jokes. Here the log. Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee:Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?”Customer: “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”Support: “What sort of trouble?”Customer:
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