I've got a hedgehog and I'm afraid to use it.

I laughed very hard when I read the headline of this story. Ok, here it is "Hedgehog Used in Non-Lethal Assault." Apparently a man in New Zealand, William Singalargh threw a hedgehog at a 15 year-old boy. Now he will be charged with assault. Who needs to see stand up comedies when you can read news articles. The guys at CNN and Sunday's Herald actually have a sense of humor. The title of article in the Herald was "Raise your hands and step away from the hedgehog." Oh if you are interested in reading the article here it is - CNN