| A 72-year-old man married for the 53rd time. He had to marry 51 other women to realize that his first wife was the one. He married his first wife in 1957 for the first time and now, 47 years and 51 marriages later, he married her again.His 52 marriages lasted between two days and twenty years and all his marriages ended in a divorce except one. During that marriage his wife died of cancer. Despite al his marriages he says he is a one-woman-at-a-time man.He promised his first and current wife he will always look after her until the end of there lives. He also promised her he wouldn’t continue
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| It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the following day. So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The angel at the gate, remembering about the new law, promptly told the man, "Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day you died." "No problem." said the man. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my wife was having an affair. I believed that
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| 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for Over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
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| The question is: How do you describe a male organ in your country? First, this jokes is for 18+ people who has (enough) dirty mind. Second, what about your countries if it's not included here? Well, please comment below :)1. Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.Question: How can you say so?Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..2. Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)Question:
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| One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love meGIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY
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