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In School This American Student gets Great Test Scores on His Exams. So this Other Student Who is a Polish Exchange Student want to Know How to do Well on His Exams.So the Polish Student Asks How the Amercan How the American Kid Does so Well. I Use my Underwear to Put my Answers in. Before the Test I go into the Bathroom and Review the Answers. Okay the Polish Student Says Now I Understand You. So the Polish Student is Taking the Exam after He Studies His Underwear. So the First Question is Who was The 1st U.S President. He Answers Fruit of the Loom. The 2nd Question What Color is the American   read more

Great White Whale was Chasing Jonah and His Boat. So the Captain Turns the Ship a Hard Left Then a Hard Right. No Good the Whale Still Follows. Then the Captain Turns the Ship in the Opposite Direction. Still the Whale Follows. But Jonah First Takes a Wooden Stool and Tossed it at the Whales Mighty Mouth. The Whale Swallows it with Ease. Jonah Thinks maybe Something with Taste will Satisfy the Whales Hunger. He takes a Crate of Apples and Chucks Them into the Whales Mouth. They are Swallowed Hole. But the Whale is still Chasing the Boat. Jonah being Very Brave to Save the Crew and the Boat.   read more

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Soupy Sales, the 60's era TV host who was adored by kids -- and their parents with a wild sense of humor -- died on Thursday, October 22nd. in New York at the age of 83. Sales once said he took more pies in the face, probably 25,000 than any man who ever lived, and he was probably right.Sales, born Milton Supman in 1923 in North Carolina, was beloved by kids with a 60's era TV show notorious for its semi-adult humor and ribald sense of humor. He also recorded a novelty song "Do the Mouse" which became a pop culture hit and a dance he came up with, The Soupy Shuffle, was also a major fad.His crew   read more

Your summary here I came across this image earlier and find it really funny.It's bad enough that roadworks causes too much traffic but seeing this sign would let you think or react in two ways.a. To get pissed off because you'll be late to the office orb. You'll just laugh at the sign Image Source: funnyphotos.net.au   read more

The auditor wrote to the shadow business secretary stating that the correct figure was £1,345 rather than £4,733 originally suggested, the MP's aides confirmed.The error apparently arose due to duplicate claim forms in the records kept by the Commons.''This should not have happened and I want to lose no time in offering you an unreserved apology,'' Sir Thomas wrote.A spokesman for Mr Clarke said he would abide by the final conclusions of the review of allowance claims from the past five years.Mr Clarke was left frustrated after receiving the highest repayment request of any member of the shadow   read more

The House of Representatives on July 29 unanimously passed a resolution urging Obama to grant a pardon; the Senate passed a similar measure by a voice vote on June 24.The push for a rare posthumous pardon has been spearheaded for years by Sen. John McCain, R-Arizona, and Rep. Peter King, R-New York, two of Congress' top boxing enthusiasts."It is our hope that you will be eager to agree to right this wrong and erase an act of racism that sent an American citizen to prison," they wrote Friday in a letter to Obama.Johnson, the first African-American to win the heavyweight title, was convicted for   read more