There is also a variant of this joke when CIA, KGB and the Chinese special service are doing the same thing but this one is funnier. The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.Pizza Man: And where would

24 year old Shauntay L. Henderson the only woman on the FBI's 10 most wanted list was taken into custody when authorities went to her apartment looking for someone else. Reportedly she is member of a street gang, and is wanted for the September 2006 murder of DeAndre M. Parker, 20, who was killed as he sat in a pickup truck at a convenience store. Henderson was charged with second-degree murder in connection with Parker's death and unlawful flight to avoid prosecution. The FBI said Henderson was a member of the 12th Street Gang, which operates actively in south Kansas City. She is also a

The Beginnings: Disney and the F.B.I. "Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood." Walt Disney. The F.B.I. files on Walt Disney begin from 1936 and continue until his death in 1966. The Disney file reveals a complex relationship between these two Cold War actors but is also informative of the process of cultural production taking place during the Cold War and how content becomes a plane upon which a struggle between competing visions of purpose is enacted. The first reference hinting