Some of these signs are really funny!

#1: Loose for lose No: I always loose the product key. Yes: I always lose the product key. #2: It's for its (or god forbid, its') No: Download the HTA, along with it's readme file.Yes: Download the HTA, along with its readme file.No:

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the following day. So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The angel at the gate, remembering about the new law, promptly told the man, "Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day you died." "No problem." said the man. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my wife was having an affair. I believed that

Do you ever wonder why the US is no longer top dog? One reason is that we refuse to learn or speak any other language than our fractured version of English. American kids can barely speak their native tongue thanks to IM and slack-jawed rappers that make it a point to not speak correctly. Our Government agencies like the CIA and FBI can't find enough Arabic speakers to help in the War on Terror. In the meantime, students in Great Britain will be able to take Mandarin Chinese to help keep their country relevant once China becomes the world's major power.There is nothing more pathetic than watching

Subject: "Oh my god! There's an axe in my head!"How to say "Oh my god! There's an axe in my head" in various languagesEnglish: Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.Bosnian: boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina

Great English Illustrator Jonathan Edwards, absolutly adorable! www.jonathan-e.com