I've got a bottle of rum but I don't know how to drink it. I mean, tequila(white) goes with lemons and salt. Vodka goes with almost anything but what about rum? Any ideas?

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.Man: So what happened that’s so horrible?Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.Man: Ok, but that’s not so bad.Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.Man:

I would definitely not mind have a drink at work once in a while but not everyday - I go to bars for that. 1. It’s an incentive to show up.2. It leads to more honest communications.3. It reduces complaints about low pay.4. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.5.

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So you're in the bar and can't agree who's going to get the next round, then have a look at this neat gadget: It's like one of those Simon Says games, where you follow the light pattern, then repeat. Whoever gets it worng Gets the round!Ingenius!

Make your party funny and unforgettable!.. First, these cool jewels ice tray.. Just fill this food-grade flexi ice tray with water or any kind of juice, and freeze. Then, slightly spooky and very cute, these plastic Black Cat Coctail Buddies will add an extra layer of cool to any cocktail party. Their long black tails act as a hook over the rim of a glass as they dangle on the side just daring anyone else to touch your drink.!)) also, similar to them- demon drink markets-if u r goin to drink the firewater))..u might as well invite a few demons.)The next cool thing is- crush flip flop coasters.