A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s –Dress, and began to take off her underwear.Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. – Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX—-At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall.

A guy is talking to a doctor about his mother. The video is full of your mama jokes but they are presented very seriously so it's twice as fun

From Jonathan Hayter Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breast is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful. Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in New England Journal of Medicine: “Just 10 minutes of staring

A terminally-ill woman is beginning a ground-breaking legal bid to force doctors to let her die.Kelly Taylor, 30, has been given less than a year to live, and will argue that medics are breaching human rights laws by refusing to provide treatment which will lead to her death.She is attempting to compel doctors to vastly increase her morphine dose to sedate her into a coma-like state. The morphine alone could kill Mrs Taylor, who is frail and endures constant pain.Physicians have refused to provide the treatment, saying it amounts to euthanasia."I have made the decision because enough is enough.