These instructions are both helpful and funny. I think the author was right to make them funny because people would remember them. So men, DON'T try to breast feed a baby because A. It's useless and B it's disgusting.

Thomas Bersntrand has made a very useful and fun concept of a chandelier which you can use to swing around the room or get some exercise. Fun huh? You can get up in the morning and stretch out. Actually you can stretch out at any time you want using Do Swing . Remember this is only a concept. I personally love the idea but I also don't like chandeliers like that. I prefer ones that are close to the ceiling and make the room look bigger. Now if it were expendable what would just super.