Stupidity

--> Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? --> Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. --> Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. --> Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage. EVER WONDER ... --> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? --> Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? --> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? --> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? --> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? --> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? --> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? --> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? --> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? --> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? --> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? --> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! --> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? --> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? --> If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?