. . if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keeping their same slogan ...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Duracell condoms - keep going and going. Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. (you won't get a pc user using these!!) Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop. Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain Halford condoms - we go the extra mile. On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!! Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!(sorry!) Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world. AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)