Unsolicited Drivel

Probably the only things I have in common with Kelsey Grammer are a love of "La Cage Aux Folles" and Connelly's pub in the theater district. But I never knew all of the voices on Frasier's radio show were celebrities. It's goofy cool. Thanks to the guys at DAPS for pointing this out.

About time for Joe Biden.

This was too great last night.

What a waste of Federal money and manpower! Chasing after folks that are likely home asleep on the sofa. Or under the dining room table.

Chicago – Hot off the heel that booted him off Current TV last week, rumors are flying that irascible pundit Keith Olbermann is in talks to take over Oprah Winfrey’s failing OWN cable network. Olbermann was spotted in the Windy City over the weekend dining with Winfrey and feeding her deep-dish pizza like a scene out of Lady and the Tramp, leading many media analysts to believe the takeover is already a done deal. A former co-worker of Olbermann’s at Current TV told Unsolicited Drivel, “Keith...

Madison, WI – Presumed GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney is in town this week for the Wisconsin primary on Tuesday and it’s expected that he’s going to make a bold announcement – the choice of his Vice Presidential pick. Unsolicited Drivel has learned that the billionaire former governor has no plans to rest on his piles of cash through the rest of the primaries on the road to the Republican National Convention, but instead will announce an Irish Setter will be his running mate this week...

(Via Ted Rall)

Hey, kids! Cowelly says, "eat me!" Washington, DC – Public disgust over the product being sold as ground beef known as “pink slime” has been exploding like a colon full of E. coli lately. People had no idea the product, consisting of ground up fatty beef trimmings treated with ammonium hydroxide gas, was being served to our school children regularly and also sold in national supermarket chains in the form of those pre-made hamburgers people serve to neighbors at barbeques who are unworthy of...

I haven't made a peep about the Trayvon Martin murder (yes, that's what it was) because it's just too heartbreaking. If and when Zimmerman, the shooter, is arrested, what is the crazy conservative defense going to be? He shot Trayvon because he knew he was going to be a future drain on the healthcare system with diabetes because he had Skittles? It will be some crazy defense for sure. If Trayvon ever is afforded justice. Anyway, in case you are unaware, Geraldo Rivera is racist. Having grown...

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