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Wiggity-wiggity-WHAAAAT!? Danger Mouse (Gnarles Barkley) and Jack White (The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, The Dead Weather) have teamed up in a collaboration to bring you a dark, but very nice new track. Danger Mouse teamed up with Italian producer Daniele Luppi to bring a project called Rome due out in May, releasing this track (titled "Two Against One") and another one featuring Norah Jones. Check these out, and look forward to the release of Rome !...

Sauce: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13033437 The US is using a real laser gun to set fire to engines of attacking boats. ISN'T THAT SWEET!? Lasers have been something in sci-fi flicks for ages and have become synonymous with the future, and we now have access to that technology. Not only that, we have the capability to do some real damage, as opposed to those tiny laser lights we all played with when we were in 5th grade. I, for one, think it's cool as hell. What do you think? Do you...

Charlie Sheen started his infamous "Torpedo Of Truth" tour in Detroit earlier this evening, and the reviews are in. In a nutshell: it sucked balls. People booed and even left early! Did you really expect anything more, though? Seriously, this man is all hype. He tried to keep this pissing contest going, and he's all out. Read the review here, and tell me what you think: http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/04/02/charlie-sheen-tour-review/ HERP DERP DERF

Wise words from a wise man As some of you might now, Foo Fighters released their latest album Wasting Light this past Tuesday. Critics are calling it one of their heavier albums to date, relating it to some of their older albums. Revisiting their roots would make sense, as they recorded this album in Dave Grohl's garage. Wasting Light isn't the only new Foo out though... They have also released a documentary about the band, highlighting a lot of the history of the group as well as many other...

1) Because it is warmer, and who doesn't like warm weather? 2) You hate America is you hate warm weather. 3) See #2 4) NBA and NHL playoffs. 5) I dare you to point out another time where it's socially acceptable to chase down a truck driven by a creepy dude, all for the sake of ice cream. 6) Two words: short shorts. 7) Barbecues. And by barbecues, I mean retarded amounts of beer while eating delicious food outside. 8) Fireworks in the snow just isn't as cool. 9) You can't go boating on...

So I was flipping through channels, hoping to find something on that didn't kill brain cells. I stumbled upon an appearance of Cee-Lo Green on "Last Call wish Carson Daly," and it looked like a clip of him performing "Fuck You" in a club or bar. Now, as a musician and audio engineer and blah blah blah, I have mad props for this guy. He brings a unique sound and has a unique (yet tasty) voice. But this performance was fucking awful. All the words were mumbled, there was no stage presence... I...

This simple math equation has been sweeping the interbuttz as a boss level troll. I'm so sick of seeing this damn thing everywhere. It's on message boards and forums, and even made it's way to Facebook in the form of a poll. (with over a million people participating, mind you) Now, it's making its' first and only visit to this blog. Let's review, since too many of you we're sitting there with awkward boners in class when they were reviewing PEMDAS. P = parentheses E = exponent M =...

Yeah, yeah. Another opinion about the death of Osama bin Laden. What makes this one any different, you say? I'm not blindly speaking out of my ass and posting blatantly stupid shit like all your dumb Facebook friends have been doing. (keyword: blatantly) Here's what I think, full of strong opinions and equally strong hypocrisies: Gotcha bitch! I don't care who you are or who you think you are, but you have to feel relieved, happy, glad, etc. to see the fall of a terrible, heinous person....

I haven't had internet the last few days, as I'm moving right now. I'm actually using my friends' internet right now, since I haven't had my Facebook fix in a while. But I'm pretty much moved in closer to the campus I attend school at, and I feel obligated to describe my current situation. I'm sitting on my porch with a pug. I'll let that sink in for a second. So, it's summer for me, but it's the perfect temperature. It's not the blistering hot sun that you usually get; this is a nice warm...

So. Lemme tell you abut quite the possibly greatest frinking game of all time: Wizards. his shit is the shit; it'll get you drunk and you'll have a lt of fun with it. I'm like 12 beers in along with some Lemon G to pregame. This sin't the right wizard, goddammit. Annwyay... Wizards is a drinking game requiring multiple people. The bjec tof this game is to drink the most. Whever drinks the most gets bragging rights, plus whatever else you might want to award. To playu, you need cans of beer...

It has come to light about the layout of this fine, fine blog is "visually retarded" and "looks like King Kong taking a shit on birthday cake." When I created this blog, I started it with the mindset of not giving a single fuck. Think about it; why should I care about what I write? Why should you care what I write about? You should care because I tell you. Basically. So care. I wanted to change things up often. I've had Mario riding a dinosaur, cool electronic patterns, and other stupid...

Today is the day; I'm officially releasing my first electronic dance music piece right here and now! This trance piece was inspired by a roommate of mine who listens to nothing but trance music, and the total amount of boredom I'm going through currently. Please, listen to it, tell your friends, pass it around, and feel free to share your opinions of this! Also, I got rave reviews for my "King Kong taking a shit on a birthday cake" analogy. If anyone wants to create such an image, I will...

I want to thank everyone who critiqued on my last post, and to say "fuck off" to everyone posting pointless, generic comments. I re-mixed (as in the literal sense, not some hip-hop RRREEEEMMMIIIIIXXXXXX!!!) this and added a few things, and hopefully should be better than the previous version. If you've given it a listen, I ask you listen again and tell me what you think! If you haven't checked it out, then CHECK IT! EDIT: Re-upped. I must've loaded up the first one instead of the second...

I'm currently living in Chicago for an internship, and I must say; I don't think I've ever been so upset by the terrible drivers and poor roads there are here. I thought Ohio drivers we're the bottom of the barrel; I was wrong. -Nobody in the city of Chicago knows what a turn signal is. Nobody. -There's more potholes in the roads than there are people. Exaggerated much? I think not. Drive through downtown and see what I mean. -Nobody knows how to operate a 4-way stop. It's like a madhouse...

The Electro Wars is a newly released documentary about the evolution of electronic music, the culture that surrounds it, and what's in store with the future. This is a breaking-edge movie; the first of it's kind. Electronic music has taken over today; I consider it our generations' rock and roll or jazz. It's a huge influence in tons of different genres today. Think about it; Stargate (known for tons of Rihanna 's hits) has invaded the Billboard charts, and are considered some of the top...