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A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft .The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.'You are employed' he said.'Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.'The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.' The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket.He then decided to ...

If an egg is broken by an outside force, a life ends If an egg breaks from within, life begins Great things always begin from within.. It's better to lose your ego to the one you love Than to lose the one you love because of ego Why do we have so many temples, if G-d is everywhere? A wise man said, "Air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to feel it." When you trust someone, trust completely without any doubt ...

One of my favorite musics.. remind me of her!Here is the lyric:See the mirror in your eyesSee the truth behind your liesYour lies are haunting me..See the reason in your eyesGiving ...

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the ...

Microsoft's Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta Singh.To : Bill Gates, MicrosoftFrom : Banta Singh of PunjabDate : 1 April 2009Subject: Problems with my new computerDear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. ...

BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... ...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ...

Anyway, paper money still stinks... see my previous blog about this bad money :-) You'd better watch out,You'd better not cry;You'd better keep cash,I'm ...

There is this good old barber in some city in the US. One day a floristgoes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber andthe barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I amdoing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. Thenext morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank youcard ...

Why did Kok Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not allowed ! -------? ? ? ? ? ?------- Kok Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop. Kok Beng : "Do you have color TV ?" ...

Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, solearn to promote yourself - convince themthat 'Engineers are the Best'Let me tell you why girls should eventuallymarry an engineer over a Law, Management, Artsor ...

YESTERDAYBy : Beatles Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of payNow my database has gone awayOh ...

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY MEN LIE.. One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.Again, ...

FOR SMART WOMEN WHO NEED ALAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINKCAN HANDLE IT! Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE !! ...