gunsirit Humour Blog

Nothing much to blog today.(Been very tired chasing away buffaloes, cows, chicken, rats and so on and so forth) but I do have some funny videos to share. Watch and enjoy. Chinese Learn English Funny Commercial Eemm..this one is about cheating over your wife ..and this final one is a funny "Learn English" Cartoon

The news that you are about to read are totally lies, absolute fabrication, nothing but craps! KENINGAU, Malaysia (GN)--The Ministry of Education has announced recently that it will be relocating the Keningau Teachers Institute to a new site in 2015. The move to reposition the institute is due to the growing numbers of students currently enrolled in the four teachers’ training institutes in the state. An amount of RM300 million has been allocated for this purpose. The first to be relocated...

The Blood Test A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood. She can't find one so she looks innocently at the guy, takes his finger and sucks it. The guy is so pleased he asks, "Do you think I could have a urine test done?" Donald Rumsfeld Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates,...

Here are some jokes that I have collected over the years. Some were sent to me through email and some were sent through text messages. Read and enjoy. Subject: Letter to Bill Gates from Mr Banta Singh To: Bill Gates Date: Sunday, 1 February, 2009, 2:00 PM Subject: Problems with my new computer Bill Gates Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button....

I have the sweetest smile in the whole wide world My second day at work and I am already feeling very exhausted. I was in PPISMP TESL class this morning, a grueling 2-hour lecture and the topic mind you was Concord or Subject and Verb Agreement. It is a common phenomenon in every grammar lesson that it could get very boring and I can see that clearly reflected in the expressions of my students – quite, emotionless, lifeless eyes and some forced smiles. I will keep concentrating to impress...

This was my first day at work after the long semester break. I arrived at the office quite early, met with some familiar faces, some cheerful, others were motionless. I bumped into a few of those chameleons who recklessly crawled through the alleyway, changing colours each time I took a glimpse of them; criss-crossing into my passageway, one looked up and stared, perhaps speculating if I had a slingshot with me. I ignored them, I didn’t say a word. Halfway to the stairways, I met with some...

I had breakfast with my colleague this morning and one of the topic that caught my ever inquisitive mind was – if the adjective comparative and superlative morphemes (-er) and (-est) is present in the Dusun Language. I requested more information about this to my colleague, Mr. Joseph Yabai, a well known expert in this field and had several published articles on the Dusun language both on the local daily and on some Educational journals as well. Mr. Joseph Yabai @ Joe Martin Jerry My...

I woke up at 10:00 a.m.with a "hangover headache", took my bath and drove to town to my favourite reataurant. I ordered a glass tea with milk (Teh "C") and a bowl noodle soup. Teh "C" Noodle Soup I bought a pack of Benson & Hedges cigarettes and a lighter. This was my favourite brand when I was in college. It cost me about RM10.30 including the lighter. Did I say that I shouldn't be smoking by now? B&H I went to my hairdresser, had a hair cut and trimmed my mouth ache and beard. Welcome 2010,...

I will try being a more effective educator by working on comprehensive teaching preparations, improving on my teaching and social skills and trying to remember the names of my student, having said that, these are of course in my dreams only. I will be a good teacher I will try to stick to more nutritious food in the hope of helping me grow taller and bigger. Eat good food I will try and kill the habit of smoking. If I am unable to do so, then I will switch to smoking cigars. Can I stop...

By Agence France-Presse, Updated: 12/29/2009 Malaysia fines gamblers for songbird fights: report Malaysian courts have fined a total of 27 men for cruelty for betting on a cagefight using popular songbirds, a local newspaper reported on Tuesday. A song bird Malaysian courts have fined a total of 27 men for cruelty for betting on a cagefight using popular songbirds, a local newspaper reported on Tuesday. The men, some as old as 80, pleaded guilty to charges of cruelty to animals after...

Borneo mega-dams proposal raises fears for tribes, wildlife By Agence France-Presse, Updated: 12/27/2009 A massive tract of Borneo jungle, an area the size of Singapore, will soon disappear under the waters of the Bakun dam, a multi-billion-dollar project nearing completion after years of controversy. A massive tract of Borneo jungle, an area the size of Singapore, will soon disappear under the waters of the Bakun dam, a multi-billion-dollar project nearing completion after years of...

1. I am an educator. I have been teaching since I was 20 and that is years and years back. Sometimes, I feel that I am just too old for this job. When I am given another chance of a carrier, I would pick to be a comedian, though I never been good at it either. This is me when I was about 20 or 21 years old 2. I was born shorter than my siblings (male siblings of course). I am 5’ 4” and since that I have trouble approaching taller girls and sometimes even shorter girls. 3. I am a loner,...

Current City: Tambunan, Malaysia Birthday: May 10 Hometown: Tambunan, Malaysia Interested In: Anything that moves Looking For: Friendship and entrepreneurship Dating and mating A Relationship with the devil Networking including LAN and WAN Political Views: Sometimes blurred Religious Views: Christian - Catholic Activities: Chasing away cows, climbing durian trees, shooting chameleon with a sling shot,watching hens hatching their eggs. Interests: Nothing in particular, probably...

Before going to the funny commercial videos, let me clarify to you on my mistakes during the photo shooting of my previous post. My camera is actually a humble digital Sony DSC-W30, not an SLR but it should do the work for an amateur photographer. I bought it about two years ago. My mistake was not going through the user manual and studying the settings for manual operations. So what I got was some over-exposed shots, too bright and even editing with Photoshop wouldn't do the job. So I...

I started off quite early, probably around 11:00 a.m. The 68- kilometre drive home will probably take me about 45 minutes to an hour. Some “dare devil” drivers could easily reach there in 30 minutes time. The engagement was scheduled to take place during lunch time, at the approximate time between 1:00 to 2:00 p.m. So, I think I have ample time to make a few stops within my journey and taking some quick photo shots for my blogs. One of my main stop is always to my dad’s grove. Though it has...