flopsy and mopsy

As you may have heard from Mopsy, I have been grounded by The Body. I discovered how to make cell phone calls from The Body’s phone. It’s an imprecise thing, breasts making phone calls. As often happens, I misdialed and ended up having a sparkling conversation with a woman named Carmelita on Grand Cayman Island.Ends up Carmelita lives near the Boatswain’s Beach Cayman Turtle Farm. She has a deep love for the turtles, she told me. As I was speaking with Carmelita, Mopsy nudged me and told me to ask her about Off Shore Banking. I didn’t know what that was, but asked her anyway.She ...

The heat pump in our house has been acting up for months now. During summer, The Body thought the air conditioner was low on freon. Simple refill needed, but then winter rolled around and the heat seemed to be working well. We all thought we were out of the woods. That is until yesterday. It’s been cold outside anyway, but inside it’s been downright nipply. It’s been uncomfortable, to say the least. Since The Body has had so much on her plate lately and tends to procrastinate everything...