Me: Hi Santa!

Santa: Hey, who are you?

Me: It’s me… you should know me; only fools don’t know me! How is Elf?

Santa: Oh, sure I remember you!... He’s fine.

Me: Do you remember my last year wishes?

Santa: Sure I do!

Me: I remember that you said you would take the risk to do whatever I wished for! That was really nice of you.

Santa: Oh… did I?

Me: Of course you did. You said you would do anything to make me happy! And thank you very much for making my parents as healthy as possible!

Santa (Proudly trying to prove he was the one responsible): Yes, NOW I remember!!!!!! As I said before, I would do anything to make you happy! What do you want now?

Me: I was wondering if you would like to take more risks!

Santa (While being angry of what he just said!): O…O…O… K… K… K…, but this time I can accept JUST ONE wish!

Me: Ok… There you go:

Thank you for the girl you gave me. She was the right one this time; thanks for your attention ;-) But I would like her to cook more delicious foods, clean the house every day, Wash my clothes and the last but not the least do whatever I tell her.

Santa (too angry and shouting): Do you think she is a slave?! Or you think she’s a Robot?! Wish for something else you fool!

Me (frightened): O…k… You didn’t make the “university wish” come true! They rejected me before the interview. This wish was very important to me. So this year PLEASE make this one come true. And please note that it was MBA… Don’t give me a bike instead (I’ve already got one).

Santa: That’s not a wish! This is what you have to try for. Wish for something else, or you will have a bike!

Me: Please do something about President Ahmadinejad… Oh… I just remembered; I wish for a horse too. I would regret if it’s pretty!

Santa: Where were you from?... Oh! I remember! But too many other people have asked for him to be ugly! If I make this one come true, I will make others sad… And tell me! How many horses do I have to carry on Christmas night every year? Wish for something new.

Me: Ok. But it’s the last one! There is another president name “Georg Bush” who lies easily and the worst part is that his lies change the world (Sometimes he picks up some fights with his lies). I was wondering if you could make his nose like Pinocchio. Through this way he not only becomes funny but also tries not to lie anymore!

Santa (While deeply thinking): A … … … M… … … Sorry, what was your first wish again?!!!!!!!!!