1. Only in Americacan a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in Americaare there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in Americado drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through> > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:> >> >> > On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I>

You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead. Your back goes out more often than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck. You’re proud of your lawn mower. Your

People here in Texas have trouble with all those “shalls” and “shall nots” in the ten Commandments. Folks here just aren’t used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the “King James” into “King Ranch” language:THE COWBOY’S TEN COMMANDMENTS(1) Just one God.(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.(3) No telling tales or gossipin’.(4)

If you can start the day without caffeine,If you can get going without pep pills,If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,If

A princess like her never came n will never come.she is a real princess of our heart n even a fake story writer can't make a fake charcter like her.

well, many of us here in usa like to put henna on our hands. one of our most famous tradition that is liked among many whites in usa is henna. as i told u b4, i get excited when i wear maa traditional dress or put henna on maa hands. last year i did put it on maa hands lol! i no itz a long time ago buh still wanna discuss it, didnt put henna since that day. so , on that day when henna was on maa handz maa aunt took me to westchester mall for shopping. now dont ask me lol! wt happened there. whereever i went ppl specially whites were crazy n were saying"ohhh where did u get that