Rejected iPod Engravings *priceless*

So I was looking for a song & I fell on this post. This is hilarious!

****disclaimer!!!* after going through this article, you might be tempted to engrave something stupid on your supra-expensive iPod/iPhone/MacBook. If you do and regret it later, don't come after me! I decline all responsibility.*disclaimer!!!****

now please proceed!

As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. However, not everything gets engraved. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons.

The following is a collection of engravings that were actually rejected by Apple, and some that probably should have been. Enjoy!

• 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside * ~Anonymous
• iMolest kids . * ~ gushasan
• Not to be used as a suppository. * ~Umbralkin
• I cost more than three hookers. * ~Umbralkin
• When my battery dies, so will you. * ~Umbralkin
• Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain. * ~Anonymous
• iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
• Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters * ~Anonymous
• Cocaine and razor blade not included. * ~ Carl
• Lick My Shiny Metal Ass * ~Anonymous
  
• karma is a bitch * ~Anonymous
• Bad Mother Fucker * (settled with "Bad Mother Fucka) ~Ben
• Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In. * ~wiredgargoyle
• I play with myself. * ~ leonardom
• Steal this? Will self destruct when used. * ~Anonymous
• iMasturbate five times a day * ~rjones [read article]
• F uck Osama. * ~Anonymous
• Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time * ~Mike P.
• I cost more per ounce than cocaine. * ~dgcole
• This iPod will self destruct in 1 year. * ~dale
• Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself! * ~whocares590
• Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK! * ~Christiaan

THE FOLLOWING WERE NOT REJECTED, BUT STILL VERY CLEVER and/or FUNNY

• Mohammed The iPhone ~rjmellish
• Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help ~Pheenix
• "One time at band camp." ~JLOVE
• 49 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 72 75 6c 65 ~TehSnarf
  (translation: I f-ing rule in HEX)
• Turn Me Over And Rub Your Thumb All Over Me
• This engraving has lowered my resale value ~I00s3r
• I don't need good taste, I've got selection.~Umbralkin
• Kiss me, I've got Irish music.~Umbralkin
• To all the Chinese children who made my iPod, Thanks! ~ Plaid Speed
• George Bush Hates Black People ~Kayne West
• fatti i cazzi tuoi (Mind your own f-ing business) ~gatherings
• I Don't Do Windows ~Anonymous

Me vs. RIAA: Exhibit A ~ukealii50

My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon ~commongiga

Steal At Your Own Risk. Bomb Installed ~Nick A.

Tom Cruise is a couch humping homo ~Anonymous

Mic0s0f7 5ux a$$ ~Anonymous

I may be small and white but at least I've got a big disk! ~Jesse S.

Don't fsck with me or: $find / -name u | /dev/null

Scratch your balls, not my metal. ~Anonymous

Who said Apple sucks? ~Jaeboy

Save water, drink beer and shower together. ~ Jquinn825

Now you have two little white pocket rockets. ~Anonymous

People will pay more to be entertained than educated. ~DulceDL
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WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set. ~Anonymous

10,000 reasons to ignore my wife. ~Anonymous

If only women's buttons were this easy to push. ~Anonymous

This iPod makes up for my small hard disk. ~Anonymous

Once you go small and white... ~Anonymous

98% Liberace-free ! ~Anonymous

Harmful If Swallowed . ~Anonymous

Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs ~IFC1

I'm so trendy look at my white headphones! ~sjs

Size Does Matter ~Anonymous

Musically Disturbed ~Joe F.

Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~wiredgargoyle

Contents Under Pressure from RIAA ~wiredgargoyle

My other handheld is a PocketPC ~vostinar

CDs are for amish people! ~mustachioman

Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman

FCUK WINDOWS ~lancew

Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. ~tipx

I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man? ~Anonymous

My iPod can beat up your honor roll student . ~Anonymous

Your mamma uses a walkman. ~Anonymous

"Say hello to my little friend" ~iiikora

FCUK THE SHUFFLE, WTF I Ordered a 60 Gigger! ~dilpreet6

Here's another one that requires a few extra brain cells.

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If you use the first line, as the input for the second line. It produces the text...
"This music was all stolen" in plain english. ~asterisk

If Apple does reject your engraving, just take your iPod to your local jeweler. They can engrave it for you!

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