really stupid things, said by famous people

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and

I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

• "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin." - Laura Dern, actor, about the special effects in the movie Jurassic Park .
• "Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Danny Ozark, Phillies manager.

• "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn, early Hollywood movie producer.

• "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean, former professional baseball player.
• "I have the stardom glow. " - Jennifer Lopez, singer.
• "Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star.
• "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer.
• "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey.
• "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - Radio broadcaster, UK.
• "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate.
• "Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it? - Harry News, music reviewer.
• "People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius." - Jerry Lewis, comedian.

• "Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean." - Basepall Player Pedro Guerrero on reporters.

• "To me, the greatest book of all time is "The Bible" because there's some religious stuff in it!" - Jim Rosenberg, author.
• "A proof is a proof. What kind of proof? It's a proof. A proof is proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it is proven." - Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien.
• "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'" - Jessica Simpson.