Tom Cruise doesn't like being used as a toy

Tom Cruise is sewing one of the largest sex toys producer - Holesome Fun Incorporated.

He demands 50 million dollars, because the company used his image for anal cork production, which were given the name of Mission Insertable. Cruise also wants all the sex toys being removed from the stores.

Anal corks, around 75 mm high, are made of silicon, depicting Tom Cruise. I guess, I don't have to explain, what are they used for.

As Cruise's lawyer remarked, his client is sick and tired of being target of jokes, which suspect that Cruise is not heterosexual (yeah, and as we all know both his marriages are cover for him playing the other side).

Hold on, Tommie, and please don't cry.

UPD. I have a picture now

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Oct 11 2006 03:01 pm

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