New Windows Error Messages

We're all sick of all those Windows errors that pop up with annoying frequencies. And those error message often make no sense. I've got some new messages so people would understand what to do.

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

• BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

• Close your eyes and press escape three times.

• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

• Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”

• Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”