Once s upon time, when landlords have great dog hunters. One of them has a dog that has just 30 cm tall. It is a funny animal.

When he walked around the city center, he met Sir Alex who has a big frightened bulldog.

Then he said “hey stranger, you have a funny animal there”

“Yea sure, thanks. You have a good dog too”.

“How about a fight, my dog versus your funny animal” said Sir Alex .

“Ok. And what is the bet?”

“if your funny animal defeat my bulldog, I will give you a thousand of gold. Ha...Ha...Ha”

“Ok I think it’s fair enough”

The fight then began, blood was spilled around the street and that funny animal crashed the bulldog. Pieces of flesh and bone were everywhere; the bulldog was crashed down by that funny animal.

“My God how cans... my dog...Oh no....” Sir Alex cried a loud as his bulldog was crashed by that funny animal.

“Don’t forget the payment sir?”

“Here...Take it!” Sir Alex threw the gold and said that he will come back to get the other dog...and he really in fury to defeat that funny animal.

Sir Alex then came with a crossbred dog, the German shepherd dog and wolf.

“if your funny animal can beat my dog in 20 second I will give you 4000 gold”. Said Sir Alex with fierce.

The fight began; the dog has also been crashed by that funny animal in just only 15 second.

“My God.....my dog...how can”

“I will report this to the king” said Sir Alex....

Sir Alex then reported that funny animal to the king; he hoped that the great and fierce dog’s king will defeat that funny animal.

The king invited him and of course with his funny animal.

“What a funny animal? a...ha...ha...”said the king. “Your animal has just only 30 cm tall. How your funny animal cans defeated those Sir Alex’s dogs”.

“I dare you a challenge to defeat my Dogs”.

“I will give you a high position in my military unit” . Said the king

“Sounds great”

Then three of the fierce dog’s king came to the stadium and attack that funny animal.

One dog is bitten and other to the other. Blood are spitted around the stadium....the fight was tight one attacked funny animal and one other dog bite that funny animal.

The king almost in the top of his cheerful , but suddenly, the funny animal fight back and bite and crawl fought the dogs....the dogs were crashed one by one....

The king was surprised....”what? How that funny animal cans beat my dogs...”

The king was very curious about that funny animal.

Then the king asked him “where did you get this funny animal?”

“I got it from the swamp, I cut its tail and made the ears...it’s a crocodile! ”

Funny Animal Joke #2:

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

Funny Animal Joke #3:

A cat was running wildly down alleys, up fire escapes, down cellars and what-not. A neighbor knew whose cat it was and reported it.

"Your cat is running around like mad."

"I know," answered the owner. "He's just been sterilized and he is canceling engagements."

Funny Animal Joke #4:

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

Funny Animal Joke #5:

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

Funny Animal Joke #6:

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.

"What are you doing in there?" she asked.

The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

to which the lady replied, "Yes."

"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."

Funny Animal Joke #7:

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.

After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?"

Funny Animal Joke #8:

Here was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch.

"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.