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Prominent California
Health Insurance
agent Matt Lockard
delivers testimonial
for hero, who
recognized the signs
of a heart attack in
the nick of time to
save the life of an
inebriated
centenarian who
happened to be the
agent’s beloved
great-great-grandmot
her.
Graeme Greeme was
first and foremost a
designated driver on
that fateful New
Year’s Eve. Flossie
L. Taylor, age 106,
had been imbibing
single malt Scotch
for the simple
reason that she
still could, and was
“drunk as a skunk,”
in her own slurred
words, as she
prepared to get
behind the wheel of
her silver Porsche
for the drive home
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When Stanley heard
the sound of one
hand clapping,
nobody else listened
until a California
Health Insurance
agent decided to
play along.
Because of his
manipulative
personality, his
tendency to steal
other children’s
toys, and his
predilection for
tattling, other boys
avoided
eleven-year-old
Stanley. When he was
outside, he played
solitary games like
one-hand-clapping,
and worse, he’d
listen to that hand.
Stanley’s mother, a
single mom, could be
accused of being
overprotective, but
she had contacted a
widowed California
Health Insurance
agent named Ralph
just to make sure
her odd little
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Getting a Christmas
tree and decorating
it was a family
tradition for
Oxnard’s
Dickensonian family,
the Crachits –
despite all that Mr.
Scrooge might do to
stop them. By golly,
they’d get one, but
they would need the
advice of California
Health Insurance
agent Matt Lockard
to accomplish their
festive task.
On the meager lucre
Ebenezer C. Scrooge
paid him, Bob
Crachit was losing
hope of getting a
tree for Christmas.
It was for Timothy’s
sake. His youngest,
a diminutive
buck-toothed lad in
dire need of a
charitable
orthodontist,
reduced to a limp
and walking with an
odd little cane, was
afflicted
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Including Loss of
Skill for Top
Athletes
Professional
Athletes Disability
Insurance is
designed to
guarantee the
benefits of the
athlete’s contract,
or protection for
young players before
being drafted into
the professional
leagues. Many sports
do not guarantee the
benefits to the
player for longer
than the current
contract year. If
the player is
injured and is not
able to make the cut
during the
pre-season their
contract may be
waived. Matt
Lockard’s Insurance
Services can show
you a disability
insurance plan for
professional
Athletes that offers
benefits that are
structured based on
the players
read more
Geronimo Jones
believed that he’d
been abducted by
aliens, but his
delusions didn’t end
there. He went so
far as to call a
California Health
Insurance agent to
see if he’d be
charged for their
“very thorough”
probes.
Thirty-four year old
Geronimo Jones,
hypochondriac and
confirmed
cheapskate, was
lying in bed
painfully pondering.
He’d been plagued by
headaches and this
one was a “doozy.”
Tylenol hadn’t
helped. Geronimo’s
split-level ranch in
Modesto recently had
an alarm installed;
he’d gotten a deal.
Drifting off to an
anguished sleep,
Geronimo possibly
awakened; he wasn’t
sure, instead
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Larry Kowalski had
been a surfer and
still enjoyed
swimming in the
Pacific. But when it
wasn’t summer, the
days were
depressingly
shorter, and Larry
asked his California
Health Insurance
agent Matt Lockard
if his policy
covered Freudian
psychiatric care.
As for the demise of
his son’s pet
turtle, that just
wasn’t at the core
of his sadness.
Larry loved summer.
He preferred that
halcyon season to
last forever, an
endless array of
longest days spent
frolicking in the
California surf
& sun. Every
year was the same.
The days grew
shorter. He didn’t
surf anymore now
that he was
approaching
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Mabel Mobry, a
hippie centenarian
from San Francisco,
wondered if she had
the freedom to get a
prescription for
medical marijuana
under her 2010
Medicare Advantage
PPO plan, so she
phoned her trusted
California Health
Insurance agent to
find out.
For a 2010
Medicare Advantage
enrollment kit call
Matt toll free
at 1-866-861-0477
Mabel Mobry, still
spry after surviving
for exactly a
century, pined for
the days when she
could get high with
reckless abandon
before all those
Draconian blue laws
gummed things up.
When she was
younger, she’d gone
to Woodstock and
heard Jimmy Hendrix
play
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California Health
Insurance agent Matt
Lockard never had
the advantage to
meet a parrot-like
person face-to-beak.
But he discovered
that they have the
freedom to
confront 2010
Medicare Advantage
PPO Plan issues
similar to most
Californians.
Need a Medicare
Advantage Plan? Call
1-866-861-0477 for a
kit.
Maisie M. Mynah was
a sweet blue haired
sixty-eight-year-old
from Eureka who
other than being
able to whistle the
national anthem
tended to repeat
herself and mimic
behaviors so that it
annoyed those around
her. She’d been
married eleven times
and was still
searching for that
special guy
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Amelia Nosehart
liked to fly through
the malls to get a
head start on
Christmas. But a
policy she’d
purchased from
California Health
Insurance agent Matt
Lockard literally
helped save her
sight when
“shopping” went
horribly wrong.
Amelia Nosehart’s
favorite day of the
year was the day
after Thanksgiving
when Rancho Bernardo
shoppers could get a
head start on their
Christmas shopping
with early bird
specials. Retail
stores in
neighboring burbs
would open at two,
three, four, five
a.m. in efforts to
woo obsessed
shoppers just like
Amelia. But at Ye
Olde Pet Shoppe what
should
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Twelve-year-old
Gifford Sullivan was
asked to raise a
turkey for his
family’s
Thanksgiving dinner
and … his turkey
became a pet.
Because of
California Health
Insurance agent Matt
Lockard, the
disaster that ensued
was not made
infinitely worse.
Gifford loved his
turkey. No,
literally. Gifford
loved his turkey. A
Sullivan family
tradition was to
have the eldest
child raise a wild
turkey that would,
at the appointed
time, a few days
prior to
Thanksgiving, be
sacrificed as the
family’s dinner.
“Don’t get too
attached to that
turkey, Giff,” his
mom tried to tell
him, but such an
admonition
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