
I t’s a bright sunny day. The skies are clear, the birds are singing and the grass is green. You'd think one would delight in the beauty of nature on such a fine day by talking a walk. However, two girls, kilometers apart in a small city decided to delight in the beauty of something else instead the extremely low call rates early in the morning. Girl 1: 'Hey! What's up?' Girl 2: 'Well the sun just came up, ha ha. Nothing's really up with me. Just finished talking to Fardeen.' Girl 1: 'Really? I just finished talked to Abrar. We just beat yesterday's record today 6 hours non-stop! I can really feel a connection here!' Girl 2: 'Wow, that's cool. But listen, Fardeen and I were just discussing, and I think you ought to know…' G 1: 'Shhh! My mom just woke up! Now she's gonna be listening at my door to see whether I'm talking or not.' G1 opening door and yelling: 'Yes Ma, I Did sleep. Just calling now to jot down what I missed last day in school' G 1: 'Yea rite. God, now Mom's gonna be eavesdropping. Anyways you were saying about Force?' G 2: 'Uh, yea. Force was telling me how he doesn't think that Atom is being honest with you.' G 1: 'What'd you mean? Atom is the sweetest chapter in physics I've come across!' G 2: 'Well you might want to look into his motives. Do you know Force saw him that day flirting with Mysha, I mean, Mitosis over at the game room?’ G 1: 'WHAT? Mitosis??!! I can't stand Mitosis! All those diagrams and steps, you can see it's all fake anyway. Are you sure about your facts? 'Cause I heard that Mitosis and DNA have something going on.' G 2: 'Uff, that DNA. You can never trust him. One day he's running after RNA and the next day it's that newbie - Virus. By the way, I've also heard that Demand and Supply have broke it off. G 1: 'You're kidding! Seriously? After so many years?' G 2: 'Yup. Demand is now back with Market. He says he doesn't like things so fixed anymore like they were with Supply. G 1: 'Good for the economy. Do you know that day I saw Potassium trying to cheat on the mock from Oxygen?' G 2: 'What? But Oxygen is the best student in the class! Did she get the answers?' G 1: 'Nope, Oxygen wouldn't let that happen you know inflammable Oxygen is.' G 2: 'Did you get a good look at the new girl in class Profit? I heard she was creating a stir in the section B' G 1: 'oh you mean she joined the firm? Interesting. Apparently, Profit is very high and mighty.' G 2: 'And snobbish. Always tries to hang around with those dudes at the Balance Sheet.' [Background G 1's mother yelling to get off the phone] G 1: 'Yea mom! Okay so that covers physics, chemistry, economics and accounting. Will have to catch up on geography and math tomorrow okay? Bye!' G 2: 'Bye!' G 1 to Mother: 'You're such a pain mom. I was just getting some notes. Why the big fuss?' And the birds kept chirping away and the sun shone. No one just bothered to notice. 
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