Light Humor
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! -- Anonymous
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -- Oscar Wilde Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, You can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. -- Anonymous I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? " She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" -- Anonymous
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -- Oscar Wilde Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, You can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. -- Anonymous I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? " She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" -- Anonymous
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