Jesse James Needs To Shut His Piehole and Other Obvious News

Jesse James needs to shut his piehole HollywoodonCrack

Gwyneth Paltrow looks constipated for Esquire Russia AgentBedhead

Uma Thurman stars in awful print adverts AmyGrindhouse

Suzy Parker was gorgeous Ayyyy

David Hasselhoff’s ex considering being Zsa Zsa Gabor’s surrogate BloggerBitesBack

Katy Perry hates the internet BricksandStonesGossip

Vin Diesel break dancing (video) SeriouslyOMGWTF?

The Bachelorette’s Ben Castoriano photos and bio Starcasm

Hugh Hefner’s wedding invitations are in the mail BusyBeeBlogger

Sean Penn is pissed (photos) CelebritySmack

Birthday bitches CelebrityVIPLounge

See who was voted off American Idol last night DailyStab

‘The Voice’ recap Week 2 DippedinCream

Usher and Rihanna spotted out and about DivaArtist

Get Leighton Meester’s look for less FashionGrail

Steven Tyler wears Liv Tyler’s clothes GirlsTalkinSmack

The ‘Home Alone’ house is for sale HilaryShepherd

Lady GaGa performs ‘You and I’ on Oprah HollywoodHiccups

Rick Springfield makes a wish Lolebrity

Selma Blair is in studio city MathewGuiver

Charlie Sheen says Kelly Preston shot herself. Sure she did. NotoriousNews

Courtney Cox and Brad Pitt meet for dinner OhTheScandal

Brian Friedman talks Britney Spears PoorBritney

Post hump-day Julian Assange Raincoaster

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