I found these quite funny. Take a famous person's most distinguished feature or accomplishment and think what would their mother said to them and you something like this.

THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER:
“Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!”

ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER:
“Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER:
“But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? OY! Styling gel, Mousse, Something…?”

COLUMBUS’ MOTHER:
“I don’t care what you’ve discovered, You still could have written!”

MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER:
“Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”

NAPOLEON’S MOTHER:
“All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.”

MARY’S MOTHER:
“I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school. But, I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.”

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER:
“The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!”

PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER:
“I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.”