When you have George W Bush for president you have no need for comedians. Here are some of his famous and funny quotes.

“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
- George W. Bush

“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
- George W. Bush

“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“The future will be better tomorrow.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“Public speaking is very easy.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.”
- Governor George W. Bush

“I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It’s pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.”

“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”

“What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don’t know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that’s my position.”

“It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.”

“We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.”

“If you’re sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.”