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Country: United StatesGender: male
City: ChicagoRegistred: 17.01.2007 04:31
Website: Last log-in: 15.05.2008 07:29
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Good aim saves money

Three friends were playing golf one beautiful Sunday morning, as usual, and they never missed a weekend. As one of them was about to take the first tee a guy, by himself, asked if he could join their flight. The friends looked at each other and figured “sure, why not,” as they haven’t played with anyone else in quite some time.So they teed off and all four were getting along pretty well. Right about the turn, on the 9th hole, they were all chit chatting and getting to know one another. Curious, one of the friends asked the new guy what he did for a living and, funny enough, he told

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RGB show

You just have to see this! An amazing performance using red, green and blue colors.
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The just-in-time Fall

There is something funny about falling people.
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Paper GPS

Who needs fancy electronic GPS with robotic voices when you can get a papers one and it'll only cost you $6.50 for 60 sheets. P.S Paper GPS works without batteries or internet. you can get it here edgecastcdn.net


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Like Father, Like Son

If you have kids you have probably been in this type of situation when you kid comes to you and says: “What’cha watching Dad?”“Nothing really. Just flipping through channels.”“What’s on?”“Not much. Space Jam. Want to watch that?”“Aw

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Funny Sexual Drawings

Some expressions are just begging to be drawn. Like these ones for instance.


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Clock Apr 29 06:18 am

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Rabbit Hunt

There is also a variant of this joke when CIA, KGB and the Chinese special service are doing the same thing but this one is funnier. The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads

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A man who knew everyone

Found this funny story and just had to post it. I had no idea it would end the way it did. There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!” His boss doesn’t believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the whole world” but Sulio says “Yes I do!” so Sulio’s boss says “Well prove it!” then Sulio says “Pick someone… and I know them!”Well Sulio’s boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. “Tom

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Clock Apr 28 03:57 am

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Weight Loss Program

A weight loss program that really works. A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”Without

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Service Plaque

The boy has a point :) One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, “Good morning, Alex.”“Good morning,” replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.“What

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Catch the updraft

This guy goes to a bar that’s on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the

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Nasty Bug

Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left. The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang.He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The

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Funny 911 Calls

My friend works in an information office ans she says she gets stupid calls or callers every day. So I'm pretty sure 911 dispatchers get such calls all the time Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?Dispatcher:

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Customer Support

The support guy or ex-support guy made a very funny jokes. Here the log. Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee:Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?”Customer: “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”Support: “What sort of trouble?”Customer:

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Frank Caliendo

Frank Caliendo is one of the funniest comedians out there. He does amazing voice imitations. I love it when he does Bush.
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Job Ads

If you are looking for work these will help you figure out what those ads mean. “Competitive Salary” We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.“Join our fast-paced company” We have no time to train you.“Casual

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Nice Beans Ad Parody

How can anyone advertise beans? Beans are beans you either eat them or not. You don't advertise such things.
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