Hunny? I breaded your cat!

Yes, it's official now. People are weird. At first I thought I read things wrong or my brain just went into a semi - permanent DoubleU Tee Eff mode. Should we start worrying about ourselves?

I saw it on Facebook the other day. A picture of a cat, his face stuck through a piece of bread. That's it! Why? I mean I don't see anything wrong with sticking bodily parts through holes -- but who came up with this? My guess it came from a couple of friends being drunk or high on some controlled substance. "Hey dude, *does Beavis imitation* let's stick your cat's head through a slice of bread, take a picture of it and put it on the internet. It's going to be *chuckle* awesome, dude!". And... It's spreading lie wildfire, going viral! TNT Magazine has a complete page about this issue. The breading cult had it own Facebook page with 15,500 followers. Can you imagine? It made it on Colberts. Breading is going to be one of the short lived internet viral things. Now whats going to be next? Here are some examples.

• Elephant Boating (Putting the face of your elephant through the bottom of a rubber dinghie).
• Dog Doughing (Putting your dog's face through fresh, preferably homemade dough)
• Lazy Holing (Putting a mouse's head through the hole in an doughnut - for lazy people, the hole is already in the doughnut)

This last option gave me some funny thoughts, but I'll keep them to myself.

Anyway... If you happen to like those kind of pictures go search for them on the internet real quick, because - before you know it - all material will be copyrighted, banned in the country you live in, or disliked by the majority of your friends.

Then you'll have a dilemma. Do I like breaded cats more than I like my friends? Tough one.

Oh, one more thing. This viral thing gives a whole new dimension of what they call "an in - bread cat". Happy chucklin'

Happy Bread'ing to! // Jan