#1: Loose for lose No: I always loose the product key. Yes: I always lose the product key. #2: It's for its (or god forbid, its') No: Download the HTA, along with it's readme file.Yes: Download the HTA, along with its readme file.No:

It is possible to learn from both good and bad examples. Usually I write about what you "should" do to optimize your website, but now I will highlight some of the things that you should "not" do when you prepare your web pages. This list is not in any order of importance as all the points should be taken seriously if you want your site to do well in the search engine queries for your main keywords.1. Using a "Splash Page".I think you have seen sites where you go to the main page and all you see is a beautiful picture with the two words of text saying "enter here." The picture

HELMET is an experimental short film about an insane young man on how he faces his day to day task. The experimental aspect and impact of the film will be seen at the end. HELMET was shot in just 3 hours and is the top nominee for best script, best director and best film for the Anugerah Filem Pendek 2006 by Film Negara and RTM in the exsperimental category.

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the following day. So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The angel at the gate, remembering about the new law, promptly told the man, "Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day you died." "No problem." said the man. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my wife was having an affair. I believed that

The question is: How do you describe a male organ in your country? First, this jokes is for 18+ people who has (enough) dirty mind. Second, what about your countries if it's not included here? Well, please comment below :)1. Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.Question: How can you say so?Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..2. Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)Question:

One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love meGIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY

A parrot sings the song "Still loving you "(covered from Scorpions - very funny!)Taken from Cuoi hoi bi net