The heat pump in our house has been acting up for months now. During summer, The Body thought the air conditioner was low on freon. Simple refill needed, but then winter rolled around and the heat seemed to be working well. We all thought we were out of the woods. That is until yesterday. It’s been cold outside anyway, but inside it’s been downright nipply. It’s been uncomfortable, to say the least. Since The Body has had so much on her plate lately and tends to procrastinate everything anyway, I took matters into my own hands and called a heating and cooling (HVAC) repairman out   read more

As you may have heard from Mopsy, I have been grounded by The Body. I discovered how to make cell phone calls from The Body’s phone. It’s an imprecise thing, breasts making phone calls. As often happens, I misdialed and ended up having a sparkling conversation with a woman named Carmelita on Grand Cayman Island.Ends up Carmelita lives near the Boatswain’s Beach Cayman Turtle Farm. She has a deep love for the turtles, she told me. As I was speaking with Carmelita, Mopsy nudged me and told me to ask her about Off Shore Banking. I didn’t know what that was, but asked her anyway.She   read more

The heat pump in our house has been acting up for months now. During summer, The Body thought the air conditioner was low on freon. Simple refill needed, but then winter rolled around and the heat seemed to be working well. We all thought we were out of the woods.That is until yesterday. It’s been cold outside anyway, but inside it’s been downright nipply. It’s been uncomfortable, to say the least.Since The Body has had so much on her plate lately and tends to procrastinate everything anyway, I took matters into my own hands and called a heating and cooling (HVAC) repairman out to   read more

I am so proud today! Our checks from our newly opened bank account arrived and they are fabulous. I talked Mopsy and The Body into letting Mopsy and I have pink breast cancer checks. Nice touch, I thought. Mopsy wanted Einstein checks, but I ask you… who wants a guy with freaky hair on their checks? That’s so passe.Now that our checks have arrived, Mopsy and I are thinking about what to get our True Loves in California for Valentine’s Day. It’s the first time that we, as independent breasts, have had the opportunity to purchase gifts for anyone. The Body always did that for us,   read more

As you know, Mopsy and I now have a job (this blog) and get paid $5 from The Body per post that we do. We opened our own checking account and are all set up to treat our True Loves to a wonderful, romantic, sexy Valentine’s Day with our own money!!! The other day our Visa Check Card came and I am so excited to use it for the first time. I may scream, “Chhhhaaaaarrr rggge!” at the top of my lungs with gusto. So far we have $35. It’s not as much as we hoped, but it feels so good to have our own money. The Body didn’t want to take us shopping. I was very angry with her for a while,   read more

Our True Loves were ecstatic about the gifts we sent them for Valentine’s Day. And with our very own money too! Well, mostly our own money. The Body had to help out a little bit [but not much]. We were very surprised when the UPS man came to deliver two packages. One for Flopsy and the other for me. The packages were from our True Loves! My heart melted to think that she thought highly enough of me to pay a man in brown shorts to knock on my front door… And it was raining! Sigh… Flopsy started to cry again, but this time it was tears of joy. The Body couldn’t get too mad. Plus,   read more