After the NZ Herald yesterday that Steve Job's has just unveiled Apple's new creation the iPAD, I decided to watch the unveiling video and see what its all about!Ok, people who know me are well aware, although I recognise the very good MAC interface, overall I am not a MAC fan.What I found interesting about the video below, is that the people are clapping before they have any idea what it even does! (Cringe)Steve Jobs says 'this is what it looks like!' and the audience are like 'Woooooooo!, Clap Clap Clap!'.Cringe.It certainly does look like an oversized iPod Touch or iPhone.Will it do everything   read more

Got this one in my mailbox today and I had to post it!"I'll never be able to swim in the sea again with out this image in my head"A Blue Whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates;*but only 10% of that makes it into his mate*so 360 Gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.You wonder why the ocean is so saltyDon't swallow the water!!!keywords, whale, cock, penis, gallons, sperm, salty, water   read more

According to Wikipedia, 'Blog scraping' is the process of scanning through a large number of blogs, usually daily, searching for and copying content. This process is conducted through automated software. The software and the individuals who run the software are sometimes referred to as blog scrapers. Scraping is copying a blog that is not owned by the individual initiating the scraping process. If the material is copyrighted it is considered copyright infringement, unless there is a license relaxing the copyright. The scraped content is often used on spam blogs or splogs.I admit to using sources   read more

After watching the Skytower fireworks from Auckland's Skytower all I can say is WOW!as inwow. is that it? I hate to be cynical at a time of rebirth but c'mon NZ, what the fuck is going on here? New Zealand is the first major country in the world to see the new year and yet we fail to capitalise on it. Every-Time! Sydney will go off! Why? because they are the first people to see the new year! Wooooooooo! at least this is what the world thinks. No one knows that poor little NZ is actually 2 hours before them and why? because NZ gives the world absolutely no reason to watch. But. NZ is more   read more

So, you have been messing around with your PC and suddenly you see 'USB Over Current Status Detected, Shutdown in 15 Seconds!'(if you just want the answer, mine is posted at the bottom of this page. Scroll Down to the * to see.) Dear God! WTF?Well if you Google this problem you will find a whole bunch of different solutions but I thought I'd write my own since it was really quite simple.I have a Asus A8V Deluxe Motherboard and I just upgraded to Windows 7 using a new hard drive. Once I did this I also upgraded my RAM to 4GB.After a few issues with the Hard Drive and system 'hang ups' I started   read more

Merry Christmas to the world from hot and Sunny New Zealand.Summer is not quite my idea of Christmastime but we are making the most of it and enjoying it all the same. For those of you in the Snow, enjoy it.Have lots of Snowball fights, make snowmen, visit the beach and BBQ with family. Whatever you do, just enjoy it and have a wonderful Christmas!   read more

Poor Detective Baylor, I know how annoying it is to be bombarded by snowballs from people you do not know. :-)Maybe this Police officer thought he was about to deal with an angry mob and pulled out his gun as a precaution.Fair enough I reckon.But there is no getting away from the fact that it looks really really bad for the DC police, especially when the mob questioned him on it, he just dug his hole even deeper (something we have all done from time to time) by saying 'yes, I drew my gun, because I was hit by a snowball'.Maybe it was a silly thing to do and surely he never would have fired it   read more

Poor Detective Baylor, I know how annoying it is to be bombarded by snowballs from people you do not know. :-)Maybe this Police officer thought he was about to deal with an angry mob and pulled out his gun as a precaution.Fair enough I reckon.But there is no getting away from the fact that it looks really really bad for the DC police, especially when the mob questioned him on it, he just dug his hole even deeper (something we have all done from time to time) by saying 'yes, I drew my gun, because I was hit by a snowball'.Maybe it was a silly thing to do and surely he never would have fired it   read more

Having a bad day on the roads due to some assholes who do not know how to drive? are you fed up with idiotic boy racers / street racers or maybe just chavmobiles?Whatever , cheer up and enjoy these clips!   read more

Once again I have experienced that all too prevalent aspect of Kiwi life yet again, tailgaters.There I was, heading up the Northern Auckland Motorway to Albany at 100 K/ph when the lane I was in start to slow down with big lorries, so I check my mirrors and head into the fast lane while accelerating to approx 110 K/ph, just in case someone comes flying up behind me even faster.Suddenly a guy in a Toyota Hilux going around maybe 120 K/ph rides right up to my rear bumper.So what do I do? speed up a little? move back into the slow lane? (filled with lorries). What the f*ck am I supposed to do? I   read more