the only reason y ppl even go to school iz coz they want to have frinds!not to learn!i mean if we couldn't talk no 1 wood ever go to school!so think about that!and dont take school 4 granted!lol

t.v.!we watch it every day!y?its because t.v. turns us into brainless zombies!the good thing 4 kids is thas withen the next 14 yearsadults

this dude @ my school this person did!and unfotrnate i saw most of it happen!but u would think by the wat he acts he would have a biiig dick!but it was soo small that he had to hold it on his dick wit a rubberband!it was soo funny!and

i charged a $311.80 bill! just on the internet!now i have to pay it!damn im retarted!

the guy that got famous for shouting "YEAH BOOOY!"but hes the darkest black guy in da world!theres dark then theres flavs color shit!and for some reason he thinks he looks good in biiig clocks!he is the only man in the WORLD that can pull off wereing a big clocka

if u read the first "dr.pepper'' then this might make sense!how the hell do u get diet pepper?!i meando u take the sugar out?oh wait there IS NO sugar in pepper! dee dee deeso screw u diet/reg. dr.pepper!!!!

Dr.pepper soda claims to contain23 flavors.howed it get the name dr.''pepper''?do they put pepper in that stuff?!!?coz if they do that i aint drinkin dat!coz i dont no wat homo wood want to drink pepperd flavored soda!i'd

ok on dirty jobs(t.v.show)they were showing how ppl breed there turkeys!if they r having trouple somebody acutly puts a straw on its penis and sucks out the sperm!!!!who the hell would want that job!? lol!

c-a-b!1-3-2! chicken nuggets love u! but the chicken nuggets r wearing spedos! obama weres tighty wightys! but his wifeweres boxers!space bar likes salad! so dose the enter button! but the delete button likes the shift button! i cant explain it so dont ask me! bye!

peopleish,people live in trees and make kittys sneez!bill nye the science guy dose larry the cable guys computer "favors" to!..larry dooosent like dat! now bill is breathing thru a tube! barney the purple dinosaur started a mafia! they get there asses kicked every time! now he sings the barney song 4 money! bill joined barney's mafia! larry is kicking all there asses! barney has a puppy!he named it berry sanders! it turend into aleian vs. preadetor and killed its self! then the president robbed george bush! coz george bush got fired 4 being a fag!u